刀削面
发表于 2007-9-16 08:41:00
一个男人坐骑的变化 (爆笑) 不回贴没人性!
<BR>1——2岁的车型,爸爸当司机<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3135.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3135.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>3岁时特喜欢车,一次玩遥控车,不料······<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069903974625.gif" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069903974625.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>大一点后,决定自己骑车,很新奇,连台阶都感下,结果······<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069904032515.gif" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069904032515.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>4岁时,终于骑上了摩托,我那个高兴啊<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3136.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3136.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>5岁时,上幼儿园的时候,却坐上这种车·····郁闷<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3137.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3137.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3138.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3138.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>到7岁了,觉得乌龟车太慢,自己发明了一种火箭车,让我家的狗狗试一下先······<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3139.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3139.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>8岁时,我骑上的宝马牌自行车<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3140.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3140.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>9岁时逛街,看到交警叔叔的坐骑,很羡慕,也想自己有一个······<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3141.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3141.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>在我10岁时,家人带我到挪威森林玩,于是,这种驼了车也成了我的坐骑<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3142.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3142.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>我有个毛病经常超速行驶,MD,被交警罚款,恼火<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3143.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3143.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>11--12岁,由于驾龄够长,且技术好,我先后开了两种车<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3144.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3144.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3145.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3145.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>结果还跑不过这种车,真想一头把他的屁股撞飞<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3146.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3146.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>13岁时候,青春期到了,结识了很多猪朋狗友经常开上了六人摩托去泡MM<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3147.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3147.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>14——17岁,是我的发明创作期,期间我的主要发明有······<BR><BR>(1)倒立自行车<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3148.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3148.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR>(2)温心摩托车<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3149.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3149.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR>(3)女士专用摩托——粉红的回忆<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3150.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3150.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR>(4)别名——滑动的高跟鞋<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3151.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3151.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR>(5)用老牛鼻子照明的汽车<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3152.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3152.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR>(6)两款实用型导弹车<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3153.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3153.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3154.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3154.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>(7)在对女性有了较初步的了解后,发明了几款车型······<BR><BR>——享受型<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3155.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3155.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>(8)美女马型<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3156.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3156.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>(9)幻想型<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3157.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3157.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>18岁了,同众多美女一道赛车,却落在了后面<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3158.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3158.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>于是决定继续驾驶摩托车······<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3159.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3159.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>19岁时,为了继续加强开车技术,天天开船到舟山群岛上苦练<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3160.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3160.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>20岁时,发生了一次以外车祸,幸亏人没事<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3161.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3161.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>于是决定还是骑自行车,却又怕人偷,于是······<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3162.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3162.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>21岁,乘坐泰坦你克号,,几个主角见了上帝,我却没事<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3163.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3163.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>回来之后,决定不坐船了,于是乘坐自己发明的飞机<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3164.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3164.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>22岁参军,一开始的坐骑——威力坦克!!<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3165.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3165.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>再开超时空速度拖拉机<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3166.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3166.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>后来开坦克型战斗汽车<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3167.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3167.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>23岁复员后,参与了换猪格格的演出,陪皇帝出巡<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3168.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3168.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>演出后,有了钱,办了一个个性牌照<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3169.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3169.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>虽然买了车但是找了很久都找不到停车场<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3170.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3170.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>于是只好在自己家建了一个停车场<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3171.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3171.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>24岁时,访问去阿连酋旅游时,导游说要入乡随俗,所以一生第一次坐加长林肯<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3172.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3172.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>回来时汽车抛锚。不得已······<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3173.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3173.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>好不容易上了大路,油又当水喝了,没办法只有这样了<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3174.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3174.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>好不容易可以上路了,但是又一次故障修车时,却不料······<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3175.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3175.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>25岁时,终于拥有了一辆大奔,由于不熟,妈的,出了事······<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3176.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3176.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>有次还居然钻到这车下面去了<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3177.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3177.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>大奔爱出事,就决定开保时捷<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3178.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3178.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>26岁时,参加了基地组织,拉登培养我开战斗机<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3179.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3179.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>我回赠拉等一辆自己发明的新星摩托,他爽极了<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3180.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3180.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>27岁时,本领终于派上用场,干了一件大事,且成为唯一幸存者······<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069905289734.gif" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069905289734.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>这是我的威力与杰作<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3181.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3181.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>后来又帮伊拉克运飞毛腿导弹<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3182.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3182.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>运送基地战士,却······<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3183.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3183.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>虽然失败了,但是还是比老对手强<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3184.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3184.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>28岁--一切战事平静后,回家玩碰碰车,无意间看到了······<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3185.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3185.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>29--39找个事情湖口,决定开公交,为避免翻车,就······<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3186.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3186.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>40--41开了一次火车,却操作错误被吊销了执照<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3187.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3187.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>四个轮子的不能开了,只能开她了<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3188.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3188.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>但是三个轮子的也被城管没收了,没有办法只能。。。。。。。<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3189.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3189.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>42岁,经过多方面准备,终于办了一个车展,一圆自己终生的梦<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3190.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3190.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>谁知,非常受欢迎,变成了全国巡展,光收门票我都发了!!也不开车了就坐坐这个出门。。。。<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3191.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3191.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR><BR>43岁至今,也就开开车购购物······<BR><A href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3192.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return bbimg(this)" style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=javascript:window.open(this.src); src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3192.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" border=0></A><BR>
天高任跃飞
发表于 2007-9-16 09:34:00
一个男人坐骑的变化 (爆笑) 不回贴没人性!
顶!
黑马山峰
发表于 2007-9-16 11:17:00
一个男人坐骑的变化 (爆笑) 不回贴没人性!
<img onload=pimsize(this) src=data/attachment/forum/upfile/2007-9/2007916111716.gif /><BR><BR>
zjet
发表于 2007-9-16 13:13:00
一个男人坐骑的变化 (爆笑) 不回贴没人性!
KAO,图片都看不到,如何顶啊!<br><br><font color=Teal><p align=right>『zjet最后编辑于2007-9-17 11:41:41』</p></font>
daven
发表于 2007-9-16 14:24:00
一个男人坐骑的变化 (爆笑) 不回贴没人性!
<P><IMG src="data/attachment/forum/Emotions/6.gif"></P>
风满袖
发表于 2007-9-17 00:17:00
一个男人坐骑的变化 (爆笑) 不回贴没人性!
<P>这个一定要顶</P><P>太油菜了</P>
RS
发表于 2007-9-17 02:22:00
一个男人坐骑的变化 (爆笑) 不回贴没人性!
哈哈哈哈你個S面太有才了 哈哈哈哈
猪宝宝
发表于 2007-9-17 11:43:00
一个男人坐骑的变化 (爆笑) 不回贴没人性!
<FONT face=楷体_GB2312 color=#ff1493 size=4>俺也要顶!</FONT>
zjet
发表于 2007-9-17 11:47:00
一个男人坐骑的变化 (爆笑) 不回贴没人性!
<P>终于可以看到图片了,这S面虽然外表闷一点,但也有一颗火热的骚心!</P>
风满袖
发表于 2007-9-17 13:52:00
一个男人坐骑的变化 (爆笑) 不回贴没人性!
老马的评论太对了